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Football is a fertility festival.
Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg.
I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
- Bjork

When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate.
It is life.
- Mitt Romney

People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary.
We have both sides in us.
- Michelle Rodriguez

For each chromosome contributed by the sperm there
is a corresponding chromosome contributed by the egg,
there are two chromosomes of each kind,
which together constitute a pair.
- Thomas Hunt Morgan

 

Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father.
I don't have a father.
I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
- Emile M. Cioran

The egg of every species of animal or plant carries
a definite number of bodies called chromosomes.
The sperm carries the same number.
Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg,
the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
- Thomas Hunt Morgan

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions.
This is a biological thing.
This is why it takes several million sperm cells...
to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is,
relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
- Dave Barry

A great gift requires two people,
the giver and the receiver.
Think of a football pass -
skillfully catching the pass, the gift,
is fully as important, and difficult, as throwing it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Football is like life - it requires perseverance,
self-denial, hard work, sacrifice,
dedication and respect for authority.
- Vince Lombardi

Men kick friendship around like a football,
but it doesn't seem to crack.
Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

People who work together will win,
whether it be against complex football defenses,
or the problems of modern society.
- Vince Lombardi

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity.
Without it, no real success is possible,
no matter whether it is on a section gang,
a football field, in an army, or in an office.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Football is an incredible game.
Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
- Tom Landry

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football,
basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
- John Leonard

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
- Thierry Henry

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
- Ambrose Bierce

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.
- Roger Kahn

Baseball players are smarter than football players.
How often do you see a baseball team penalized for
too many men on the field?
- Jim Bouton

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If a man watches three football games in a row,
he should be declared legally dead.
- Erma Bombeck

Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy

Pro football is like nuclear warfare.
There are no winners, only survivors.
- Frank Gifford

For me football is more about making the right pass at the right time.
- Michel Patini

I think it all goes down to who plays the better football on the night.
- Steven Gerrard

No matter how much money you have or what kind of cocoon you live in,
the reality is that you have lost a game of football
and let England's fans down.
We are bothered.
- Rio Ferdinand

Whether I played marbles, whether I played football or slam anything else,
I wanted to excel.
- Robert Mondavi

You know, I played football, I was offensive tackle in college.
- Ruben Studdard

Because I was small, I was getting the hell kicked
out of me playing football.
- Burt Bacharach

It was actually a very nice little book done by a gift book company.
They illustrated it with pictures from 1920s football,
before there were face guards.
- Gregg Easterbrook

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take
their shirts off during games in Chicago in January,
only more intelligent.
- Dave Barry

As a professional athlete, I believe that I need to
explore my opportunities to the maximum,
in order to excel and continue to play the best football I can.
- Hidetoshi Nakata

Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes,
of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass.
It is terribly simple.
- Bill Shankly

I have been a fan all my life, but now I have been
out of football for over 10 years,
and out of baseball for a little over six years and I don't go to games.
- Bo Jackson

I missed out on my teenage years.
I led a sheltered life.
I was practicing scales instead of playing football.
- John Cale

I can remember running around at the age of 3,
wanting to play golf, cricket and football.
I was always active, one way or another,
driving my parents mad.
- Ian Botham

So I know all about the ups and downs of football,
I know that one day I will be sacked.
- Jose Mourinho

I was 15, and the years of hard swimming had packed
muscle on my frame and made me very strong.
Not as strong as a football player, but strong enough to inflict heavy damage.
- Esther Williams

The football season is like pain.
You forget how terrible it is until it seizes you again.
- Sally Quinn

You know, it's a different deal - throwing a football
as opposed to throwing a baseball.
- Drew Bledsoe

You couldn't take football away from me,
you couldn't take acting away from me.
- Dougray Scott

In football, time and space are the same thing.
- Graham Taylor

In football you always get judged on your last game.
Whoever you are, or how amazing you are,
it's the last game that everyone has seen.
- Thierry Henry

Football has been my life for as long as I can remember.
- Jack Youngblood

Well family is obviously the most important.
There was a time when I thought football was the most important.
- Brett Favre

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football,
fighting and Muhammad Ali.
Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.
- Oliver Reed

That's kind of how I approach life and football;
why dwell on something that's hasn't happened.
- Brett Favre

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days,
well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal,
but not when you're playing darts.
- Eric Bristow

It's not pleasant when you lose your whole football team.
- Chuck Noll

If you'd rather go to the football game than read a comic,
that's fine.
I'd rather do both.
- Rob Walton

It was an ideal day for football - too cold for the
spectators and too cold for the players.
- Red Smith

For the longest time, I thought I was a boy.
I really did.
I wore boys' clothes, played tag football.
- Eliza Dushku

As for football in L.A., it's going to take a loooong
time before another team comes here.
- Leigh Steinberg

Football (soccer) is a matter of life and death,
except more important.
- Bill Shankly

I don't know much about football.
I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football.
- Victoria Beckham

Why is it good for football to take the excitement
away from fans by overcharging them for tickets to see their team?
- Sepp Blatter

The Arena League is the best thing that could have
happened to me because I get to run the whole process.
I'm seeing not only the football side but the business side.
- John Elway

The way I was brought up by my parents and guided through
my football life by the influences of various managers
means that in some ways I am black and white.
- Stuart Pearce

I come from a football family which has really helped.
- Frank Lampard

Our football program is bigger than any one person.
- Craig Johnston

In football you have an adversary; in cinema that adversary is yourself.
- Eric Cantona

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row
should be declared brain dead.
- Erma Bombeck

Yes, in general, I think there is too much club football on TV.
- Sepp Blatter

No, I didn't quite know to what extent the football might be,
but it was quite a bonus for me to try to learn new
skills and to keep fit at the same time.
- Parminder Nagra

Football combines the two worst things about America:
it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
- George Will

Cameron was able to get an inside look at professional
football from the standpoint of athletes and agents
and general managers that few people have ever seen.
- Leigh Steinberg

The match against Brazil was football at its best.
Both sides had opportunities to win the game.
- Michel Patini

But quite honestly I can't help being a passionate football supporter.
If that's my sin, I'm guilty.
- Delia Smith

Don't matter what they throw at us.
Only angry people win football games.
- Darrell Royal

I was very poor.
As a child my dream was to have a leather football.
- Stephen Chow

My dream, I remember, when I went to boarding school,
was to have a study all my own, a little nook someplace
where nobody could get at me -
nobody,
like the football coach.
- Harry Mathews


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