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Joke Quotes

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A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill

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Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
- Anonymous

My way of joking is telling the truth;
that is the funniest joke in the world.
- George Bernard Shaw

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
- Euripides

 

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories

We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty.
When the loyal opposition dies,
I think the soul of America dies with it.
- Edward R. Murrow

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet
and steady and loyal and enduring a nature
that it will last through a whole lifetime,
if not asked to lend money.
- Mark Twain

A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous

The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to destroy an enemy
is to make him a friend.
- Abraham Lincoln

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Love is the only force capable of
transforming an enemy into friend.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear.
- Maya Angelou

The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you,
whose presence calls forth your best.
- Epictetus

If you wish to succeed in life,
make perseverance your bosom friend,
experience your wise counselor,
caution your elder brother,
and hope your guardian genius.
- Joseph Addison

I live to experience something new each day -
to learn something new,
meet a new friend,
bring joy into someone's life,
feel the wind newly on my skin,
touch a new fear, a new anger,
and with focused intent and good fortune,
find an ample measure of my own joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Time is my friend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our chief want is someone who will inspire us
to be what we know we could be.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
- Henry David Thoreau

The easiest kind of friendship for me
is with ten thousand people.
The hardest is with one.
- Joan Baez

A holiday, the day I first named you, "friend."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

A friend in need is a friend indeed.
- Latin Proverb

Why live?
Adding one to my count of days, or postponing
a feared death by another day do not inspire me.
I live to experience something new each day -
to learn something new, meet a new friend,
bring joy into someone's life,
feel the wind newly on my skin,
touch a new fear, a new anger,
and with focused intent and good fortune,
find an ample measure of my own joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If I mayn't tell you what I feel,
what is the use of a friend?
- William Makepeace Thackeray

A friend to all is a friend to none.
- Aristotle

Your friend is the man who knows all about you,
and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard

A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous

A brother is a friend given by Nature.
- Jean Baptiste Legouve

A true friend never gets in your way
unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

Choose a friend as thou dost a wife,
till death separate you.
- William Penn

Walking with a friend in the dark is better
than walking alone in the light.
- Helen Keller

You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals

He's my friend that speaks well of me behind my back.
- Thomas Fuller

Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.
It turns what we have into enough, and more.
It turns denial into acceptance,
chaos to order, confusion to clarity.
It can turn a meal into a feast,
a house into a home, a stranger into a friend.
Gratitude makes sense of our past,
brings peace for today,
and creates a vision for tomorrow.
- Melody Beattie

Lord, grant comfort, joy and health
to those I call friend,
to those I call enemy,
and to those I have cursed by my indifference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The finest kind of friendship is between people
who expect a great deal of each other but never ask it.
- Anonymous

I choose you as my friend, and rejoice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
- Spanish proverb

Health is the greatest possession.
Contentment is the greatest treasure.
Confidence is the greatest friend.
Non-being is the greatest joy.
- Lao Tzu

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well
wishes it for my sake.
- Anonymous

The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which
it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters.
- Thomas Jefferson

A real friend is one who walks in
when the rest of the world walks out.
- Walter Winchell

An injured friend is the bitterest of foes.
- Thomas Jefferson

The best mirror is an old friend.
- Proverb

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

A true friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous

A single rose can be my garden...
a single friend, my world.
- Leo Buscaglia

A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Better to be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend knows the song in my heart
and sings it to me when my memory fails.
- Donna Roberts

Never cease loving a person, and never give up hope for him,
for even the prodigal son who had fallen most low,
could still be saved; the bitterest enemy
and also he who was your friend could again be your friend;
love that has grown cold can kindle
- Soren Kierkegaard

We need to find God, and he cannot
be found in noise and restlessness.
God is the friend of silence.
See how nature - trees, flowers, grass-
grows in silence; see the stars,
the moon and the sun, how they move in silence...
We need silence to be able to touch souls.
- Mother Teresa

Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
- William Shakespeare

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Jerome Cummings

The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings.
It is an intelligence above language.
- Henry David Thoreau

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.
- Benjamin Franklin

A true friend is the one who
walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

The only thing to do is to hug one's friend tight and do one's job.
- Edith Wharton

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one
when he discovers that someone else believes in him
and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb

The walls we build around us to
keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.
- Jim Rohn

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
- Henry Ford

In everyone's life, at some time,
our inner fire goes out.
It is then burst into flame
by an encounter with another human being.
We should all be thankful for those people
who rekindle the inner spirit.
- Albert Schweitzer

Go oft to the house of thy friend,
for weeds choke the unused path.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


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