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Housework Quotes

I hope you find value in these encouraging quotes about Housework.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Phyllis Diller

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I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
- Heloise Cruse

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices
unless she hasn't done it.
- Evan Esar

Composing a piece of music is very feminine.
It is sensitive, emotional, contemplative.
By comparison, doing housework is positively masculine.
- Barbara Kolb

 

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility
of human self-actualization.
- Ann Oakley

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
- Erma Bombeck

Housework is a breeze.
Cooking is a pleasant diversion.
Putting up a retaining wall is a lark.
But teaching is like climbing a mountain.
- Fawn M. Brodie

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And, over the last thirty years we have seen men's
participation in both housework and childcare has increased
and women's have stayed at about the same.
- James Levine

You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin.
- Kate Millett

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
- John Skow

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of
household management can ever tell you is how to begin.
Or maybe I mean why.
- Katharine Whitehorn

Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed
to be consistently inept because they are thought to
be so competent at everything else.
- Letty Cottin Pogrebin

There is no need to do any housework at all.
After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
- Quentin Crisp

My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they
expected me to stay at home and look after my younger
siblings and do the housework.
- Sara Paretsky

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply,
smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door,
let it be.
No one else cares.
Why should you?
- Erma Bombeck

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that.
Dave does the cooking.
- Siobhan Fahey

I hate housework!
You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months
later you have to start all over again.
- Joan Rivers

My mother was a wonderful, wonderful woman with a lovely
voice who hated housework,
hated cooking even more and loved her children.
She was always arranging church activities such as a bazaar.
- Maureen Forrester

If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall
of silence and no matter what you are doing,
driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing,
because you have that space.
- Joyce Carol Oates

The possession of knowledge does not
kill the sense of wonder and mystery.
There is always more mystery.
- Anais Nin

I am prepared to die, but there is no cause
for which I am prepared to kill.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder

What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

To kill an error is as good a service as,
and sometimes even better than,
the establishing of a new truth or fact.
- Charles Darwin

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.
- Henry David Thoreau

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.
I, uh, I wanted to meet interesting
and stimulating people of an ancient culture,
and kill them.
- the movie Full Metal Jacket

Remain in wonder if you want the mysteries to open up for you.
Mysteries never open up for those who go on questioning.
Questioners sooner or later end up in a library.
Questioners sooner or later end up with scriptures,
because scriptures are full of answers.
And answers are dangerous, they kill your wonder.
- Osho

Because we believe that our ethnic group,
our society, our political party, our God,
is better than your God, we kill each other.
- Neale Donald Walsch

When you have to kill a man,
it costs nothing to be polite.
- Winston Churchill

You can't say civilization don't advance...
in every war they kill you in a new way.
- Will Rogers

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill
a president of the United States, he can do it.
All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
- John F. Kennedy

Doctors are just the same as lawyers;
the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

Man has no right to kill his brother.
It is no excuse that he does so in uniform:
he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?
- Joan Baez

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
- Edward W. Howe

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
- Henry David Thoreau

I've been to war, and it's not easy to kill.
It's bloody and messy and totally horrifying,
and the consequences are serious.
- Oliver Stone

There's only one thing that can kill the movies,
and that's education.
- Will Rogers

I would never kill a living thing, although I probably
have inadvertently while driving automobiles.
- Don Van Vliet

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings
his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
- Peter De Vries

Domestic policy can only defeat us; foreign policy can kill us.
- John F. Kennedy

Each of us holds a different image of God.
There are as many perspectives on
the nature of God as there are people.
However much any of us may choose to argue,
or to fight and kill, for our point of view,
the nature of God is an unanswerable question.
Perhaps there is a specific answer,
that we will never learn - in this lifetime.
Perhaps the nature of God is so complex and multifaceted
that each view of God describes an aspect of the complex whole.
Or perhaps the nature of God is actually defined by our beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Why does man kill? He kills for food.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
- Woody Allen

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are
punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
- Voltaire

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails,
and then asks you not to kill him.
- Winston Churchill

You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money.
I love bike racing.
- Greg LeMond

Join the army. Visit strange and exotic places.
Meet fascinating people. And kill them.
- Anonymous

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
- Bertrand Russell

The ugliest word in the world is revenge.
It spells hate; it spells fear; it spells greed.
For my loss, I must kill; I must steal - must avenge.
It's your fault; you must pay; you must bleed.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis.
I want to kill people.
I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
- Mike Tyson

The only difference between doctors and lawyers is
that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you,
too.
- Anton Chekhov

I've always said I want a farmer, not a hunter.
Hunters go for the kill and they move on.
A farmer nurtures; he watches things grow.
- Eva Longoria

That seemed to be the case with most of the teams based in the smaller towns -
the fans were more rabid,
and they wanted to literally kill the opposition.
- Bob Cousy

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
- Trey Parker

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said
in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself,
and they didn't get it then.
Nothing's changed.
- Fiona Apple

It must kill George Bush that John McCain is the most
popular and Beloved Republican in America.
- Paul Begala

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do,
let's kill all the anarchists.
- Craig Bruce

Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you.
- Leo Durocher

Be bullied, be outraged, by killed, but do not kill.
- Wilfred Owen

It is far harder to kill a phantom than a reality.
- Virginia Woolf

It is easy to kill when you don't see your victim.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt

It is better to kill one hundred innocents than to
let one guilty person go.
- Dolores Ibarruri

I know you are here to kill me.
Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
- Che Guevara

People told me I couldn't kill Nicholson,
so I cast him in two roles and killed him off twice.
- Tim Burton

Kill a man, and you are a murderer.
Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer.
Kill everyone, and you are a god.
- Jean Rostand

I love things made out of animals.
It's just so funny to think of someone saying,
'I need a letter opener.
I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
- David Sedaris

Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.
- Darrell Royal

We are condemned to kill time, thus we die bit by bit.
- Octavio Paz

I'm afraid this man will kill me some day.
- Nicole Brown Simpson

In fact, the U.S.
military has bent over backwards to respect the religious
beliefs of some very dangerous fanatics who want to kill us.
- Linda Chavez

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy,
capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
- Mike Tyson


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