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Dog Quotes

I hope you find value in these encouraging quotes about Dog.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain

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A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker.
A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
- The Buddha

Every dog has his day.
- Proverb

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

 

How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

Make a conscious choice to live
a serene and stress-free life.
Stress is always waiting just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S. Truman

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)

Stress is always waiting
just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
- Jay London

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions,
including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I was a dog in a past life.
Really.
I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take.
Like, Hey, I know him.
- William H. Macy

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
- Rodney Dangerfield

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face,
you should go home and examine your conscience.
- Woodrow Wilson

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less
of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
- Thornton Wilder

I poured spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone.
- Steven Wright

The dog that trots about finds a bone.
- Golda Meir

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Huxley

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- Rita Rudner

What counts is not necessarily
the size of the dog in the fight -
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower quoting Mark Twain

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players.
If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.
- Whitey Herzog

In modern war...
you will die like a dog for no good reason.
- Ernest Hemingway

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

Some days you're the dog,
and some days you're the hydrant.
- Anonymous

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to
the North Pole by dog team.
There will be too much open water.
- Will Steger

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
- Austin O'Malley

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.
- Dee Brown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
- Josh Billings

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese
and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning
for a cup of coffee and a donut?
- Jack LaLanne

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
- Kinky Friedman

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail,
then he has a weak-end.
- June Carter

It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog,
but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
- John Leeson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet -
so we bought a dog.
Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Rita Rudner

A hungry dog hunts best.
A hungrier dog hunts even better.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat,
and the dog was walking.
- Mickey Rivers

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you;
but if a cat does the same thing,
it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead

I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising,
and I smoke.
But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog.
That's all.
- Eva Green

The dog is the god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher

There's a saying.
If you want someone to love you forever,
buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
- Dick Dale

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog?
Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear
a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran Lebowitz

I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in.
- Uta Hagen

After a while I started to think of that as an image
of something that went a lot deeper than the dead dog,
which is you can't bring back anything to life.
- Alan Alda

I signed Koufax for fourteen grand and a hot dog.
- Al Campanis

Necessity has the face of a dog.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

A blue dog, you know, is the opposite of a yellow dog.
And a yellow dog was somebody who was willing to follow
his party even when he knew it was wrong.
- Mike Thompson

In the past when I was in Hollywood,
I was like a dog.
I felt humiliated.
My English was not good.
People would even ask me 'Jackie Who?'.
- Jackie Chan

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses
is probably in the dog food business.
- Franklin P. Jones

My daughter is here in town doing a play,
and her dog is staying with us.
We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.
- Rene Auberjonois

I converse with my dog through ESP.
- Taylor Caldwell

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed
with extraordinary strength.
They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
- Erma Bombeck

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.
- Jim Hightower

The factory of the future will have only two employees,
a man and a dog.
The man will be there to feed the dog.
The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.
- Warren G. Bennis

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably
with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.
It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
- Albert Brooks

You learn in this business: It you want a friend,
get a dog.
- Carl Icahn

Well, I'm pretty domestic actually.
I walk my dog.
I go grocery shopping.
I hang out with friends.
I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is,
on my off time.
- James Iha

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog,
while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

There are times when even the best manager is like
the little boy with the big dog,
waiting to see where the dog wants to go so he can take him there.
- Lee Iacocca

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain.
And they look fat and gross.
- Pamela Anderson

People care about my personal life.
But really I'm dorky!
I drink beer and go to football games.
And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!
- Sophia Bush

Sayles could pull a performance out of a dog.
I'm serious.
He was just amazing.
The world could fall apart and he remained on neutral.
- Elizabeth Pena

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the
tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end,
nor protects it from the bites of insects.
- Chanakya


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