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Club Quotes

I hope you find value in these encouraging quotes about Club.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
- Groucho Marx

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God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
- Naguib Mahfouz

I got a good mind to join a club
and beat you over the head with it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club,
they'd starve to death.
- Sam Snead

 

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club.
You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
- Erma Bombeck

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like
trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
- Larry Wall

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you,
down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy
going back to pick it up.
- Tommy Bolt

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You can't wait for inspiration.
You have to go after it with a club.
- Jack London

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club,
don't you?
- Ben Hogan

The Stones in a club is still the ultimate rush.
- Keith Richards

Sequels are very rarely a good idea,
and in any case,
the success of the book changed my relationship with the club in some ways.
- Nick Hornby

A fan club is a group of people who tell an actor he's
not alone in the way he feels about himself.
- Kenneth Williams

I'm just a ballplayer with one ambition,
and that is to give all I've got to help my ball club win.
I've never played any other way.
- Joe DiMaggio

The most important thing is that it's much more fun
to play in a band than to be in an audience in a club.
That's the main thing I think, that you can do it.
- Ikue Mori

There's probably about 150 charters in the world.
We're the biggest international club there is.
- Chuck Zito

We should have won the pennant that year.
It was the best club I was ever on.
- Jimmy Piersall

There's a great deal of love for one another on this club.
Perhaps we're living in Camelot.
- Jerry Kramer

To have my fan club.
I am very proud of doing everything.
I try to support my parents, friends and fans.
I am also proud of my performing in the visual arts,
and motion television.
- Chris Burke

Yes, in general, I think there is too much club football on TV.
- Sepp Blatter

It goes without saying that when you're the manager of a Premiership club,
you go eight miles down the road and get beaten by
a team two divisions below you,
it's disappointing.
- Kevin Keegan

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- Groucho Marx

Today I have 35 people who work in the club and associated businesses.
- Sergei Bubka

Florida has been really cool to us.
This is our first big club tour, and Pennywise has been really nice.
- Brandon Thomas

I'd played in about four or five bands before we started up,
only a couple of which did club dates.
- Daisy Berkowitz

My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's.
- Shelley Berman

Paul Lambert has assembled a great bunch of lads and
training has been going very well.
I am just desperate to get into the team and do my best for the club.
- Kenny Dalglish

When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician.
It was enough money for me to quit my job at the factory
and still pay the rent and buy some food.
I freaked.
- Billy Joel

Of the many guests we welcomed to the Mickey Mouse Club,
my absolute favorites were the Lennon Sisters.
- Annette Funicello

Among golfers the putter is usually known as the payoff
club and how right that is!
Putting is in fact a game in itself.
- Bobby Locke

I stayed with them for about a year up there and,
at night, worked over in Long Island at a club called
The High Hat Club which was like a pseudo jazz / blues place.
- William Bell

I decided to create a sports club during the Soviet times.
It was my dream.
- Sergei Bubka

I went back to Belfast and started a club,
the Maritime.
No one had thought about doing a blues club,
so I was the first.
- Van Morrison

I boxed 15 years in a club.
- Uwe Boll

Around 7 years old, we girls took dancing lessons,
joined the Brownies, the Girl Scouts,
the 4H Club.
- Ruth Buzzi

I think anyone would want to see their favorite band
in a small club over a large stadium.
- Bill Wyman

Around '75 when the recession hit, club owners started
going to disco because it was cheaper for them to just
buy a sound system than it was to hire a band.
- Tommy Shaw

When West End Girls came out on import,
I was a student at Liverpool University.
I'd go to a club in Liverpool and it would come on,
and I'd be really embarrassed.
- Chris Lowe

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough.
- Johnny Miller

Songs like Reach and S Club Party are pop classics.
I'm really proud that I had a part in them.
- Rachel Stevens

So: we're all tired.
Now what? Manuscripts written in Club Med?
- Brian Ferneyhough

Today the tyrant rules not by club or fist,
but disguised as a market researcher,
he shepherds his flocks in the ways of utility and comfort.
- Marshall McLuhan

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.
- Jack Nicklaus

I'm not much of a club goer because every time I do go I get in trouble.
- Lita Ford

A great deal of pressure was then built up to remove
me from the club and my resignation was,
finally, a forced one.
- David R. Brower

It was a great way to work.
In those days, you had to be there.
It was your world.
It was your club.
Your friends were there, your associates were there,
your security was there.
- Elmer Bernstein

Bobby Troup and I have been working together for about a year in clubs.
We work in the same club.
- Julie London

I'd rather not, but if it will help the club,
I'll do it.
My ankle injury still bothers me sometimes.
- Bill Buckner

Never have a club in your bag that you're afraid to hit.
- Tom Kite

I belonged to another club, and liked the camaraderie.
- Chuck Zito

I like dropping into a small club and playing with some people,
trying to help them get a start.
- John Lee Hooker

We had an awfully good ball club that was capable of beating anybody.
They were that good.
- John Oldham

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club.
If the comic is doing badly it's painful,
and if the comic is doing brilliantly,
it's extremely painful.
- Dick Cavett

It started off at a club called Disobey,
around the corner from where I live.
- Richard D. James

When I heard Monk in person in 1955,
he was playing with a quartet in a small club.
The place was full of musicians, but there was no public at all.
- Steve Lacy

I feel like I have reached the stage where I can no
longer produce for my club,
my manager, and my teammates.
- Joe DiMaggio

God will protect us, but to make sure,
carry a heavy club.
- Gypsy Rose Lee

Organized religion provides a model of the way all organizations,
from the state down to the village garden club,
end a price in terms of a member's freedom of thought and action.
- Robert Shea

There's this unspoken club where you say to each other:
Oh God,
if they only knew how ordinary I was,
they wouldn't be interested.
That includes movie stars and politicians.
- Margot Kidder

My goals are for the U.S.
team to get to the second round of the World Cup and
to win a championship here in the U.S.
with my club team the Columbus Crew.
- Brian McBride

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club.
And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.
- Marion Berry

At Leeds I've tried to concentrate on my club form,
but you get caught up in all the World Cup fever once
you come back to Ireland and see all the Irish boys again.
- Robbie Keane

Nice, the club where I started my career in 1983,
want me to see out my playing days there.
- David Ginola

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing,
viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the
most exclusive club there is.
- Ogden Nash

I'm not confident with the ladies.
I can't just ask someone out in a club.
I'd like to say I'm a gentleman.
- Christopher Parker

If I go into a club now, all the blonde girls leave
my corner and all the black girls come into my corner.
It's as if I'm racist towards white girls!
- Boris Becker

Everybody that you could name would join in our audiences from,
Laguardia on down.
Everybody came.
Everybody came to the Cotton Club.
- Cab Calloway

Most original viewers of the Mickey Mouse Club didn't
face the crush of family and social problems children have today.
- Annette Funicello

We're the Tom Tom Club and our studio is the Clubhouse.
It a way of making it a little more personal.
- Chris Frantz

The original Mickey Mouse Club, established in the '30s,
was designed to attract children to movie theaters.
- Annette Funicello

Children love secret club houses.
They love secrecy even when there's no need for secrecy.
- Donna Tartt

I had taken on the color of the climate around me and
had driven back all the emotion that rose from the
Brooklyn streets so that I could belong to the exclusive club of Congress.
- Emanuel Celler


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