Inspirational Phrases and Sayings - Funny Phrases

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Inspirational Phrases and Sayings
To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
- Helen Keller
Courage doesn't always roar.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Life is a choice.
- Anonymous
He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous
Happiness depends upon ourselves.
- Aristotle
Live life to the fullest.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy
The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb
Count Your Blessings.
- Og Mandino
We first make our habits, then our habits make us.
- John Dryden
People only see what they are prepared to see.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Love conquers all.
- Virgil
If you want to be happy, be.
- Leo Tolstoy
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
- George Bernard Shaw
Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous
Leap and the net will appear.
- John Burroughs
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
- Billy Graham
Never give up.
- Anonymous
Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
He who has overcome his fears will truly be free.
- Aristotle
Live with passion.
- Anthony Robbins
Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell.
- Emily Dickinson
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland
Change your thoughts and you change your world.
- Norman Vincent Peale
Be gentle first with yourself.
- Lama Yeshe
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
- e. e. cummings
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
- George Bernard Shaw
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams.
- Yiddish Proverb
Sayings and Phrases about Life - Phrases and Sayings to Live By
Follow your own star.
- Anonymous
Know thyself.
- Socrates
Attitude is everything.
- Charles Swindoll
Reach for the stars.
- Anonymous
Don't sweat the small stuff.
- Richard Carlson
Don't dream it, be it.
- Rocky Horror Picture Show
What's done is done.
- William Shakespeare
A bad peace is better than a good war.
- Yiddish Proverb
Another Sunrise, Another New Beginning
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Look twice before you leap.
- Charlotte Brontë
Do it Now!
- Napoleon Hill
Confidence is half of victory.
- Yiddish Proverb
Keep the Faith.
- Anonymous
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
- Anonymous
Believe in yourself.
- Anonymous
Each man is the architect of his own fate.
- Appius Claudius
Follow Your Dreams.
- Anonymous
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
- George Bernard Shaw
Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous
You can't base your life on other people's expectations.
- Stevie Wonder
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
- Anonymous
In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail.
- Anonymous
Many hands make light work.
- Anonymous
The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
- Plato
Dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
To measure the man, measure his heart.
- Malcolm Forbes
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter
No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb
Choose the World You See.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Funny Phrases
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- W. C. Fields
Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous
I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Woody Allen
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
- Will Rogers
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Groucho Marx
When everything comes your way you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- The Godfather, Part II (1974)
The road to success is always under construction.
- Lily Tomlin
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
- Ethel Barrymore
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain
When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.
- Anonymous saying
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
- Robert A. Heinlein
I love my attitude problem.
- Anonymous
Catchy Phrases
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot
Today is the first and last day of forever.
- Stephenie Meyer
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
- William Shakespeare
Happiness walks on busy feet.
- Kitte Turmell
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Mark Twain
Look twice before you leap.
- Charlotte Brontë
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.
- John Wooden
If you want to be happy, be.
- Leo Tolstoy
Things do not change; we change.
- Henry David Thoreau
Every wall is a door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Be gentle first with yourself.
- Lama Yeshe
Nothing endures but change.
- Heraclitus
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