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Kinky Friedman Quotes

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
- Kinky Friedman

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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them.
Redd Foxx is another.
- Kinky Friedman

We were a country band with a social conscience.
- Kinky Friedman

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
- Kinky Friedman

 

I admit I was drinking a Guinness...
but I did not swallow.
- Kinky Friedman

I'll tell you right now.
I'm for prayer in school.
- Kinky Friedman

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
- Kinky Friedman

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The folks in Mississippi are saying,
'Thank God for Texas.'
- Kinky Friedman

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
- Kinky Friedman

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
- Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Kinky Friedman

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
- Kinky Friedman

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
- Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still
believe in intelligent design?
- Kinky Friedman

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
- Kinky Friedman

I see an issue I like, and I support it.
- Kinky Friedman

The teachers are getting screwed, blued,
and tattooed by the system.
- Kinky Friedman

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
- Kinky Friedman

A happy childhood...
is the worst possible preparation for life.
- Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
- Kinky Friedman

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
- Kinky Friedman

When I'm governor...
I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
- Kinky Friedman

Young people are the key to this election.
- Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog,
but only love can make it wag its tail.
- Kinky Friedman

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them,
eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit,
a hundred bucks a day.
- Kinky Friedman

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit.
That's very important in my life.
- Kinky Friedman

These days, there are many people around the world
who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read
the books that made me respectable.
- Kinky Friedman

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions,
toll roads and property taxes.
- Kinky Friedman

I don't remember the first half of my life.
All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
- Kinky Friedman

We're first on executions.
We're 49th in funding public education.
We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom,
and we're winning.
- Kinky Friedman

Remember: Y'all is singular.
All y'all is plural.
All y'all's is plural possessive.
- Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you.
I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
- Kinky Friedman

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry;
it's just not in a place I can show you.
- Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have,
the worse you get.
- Kinky Friedman

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while,
until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
- Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish
and that neither of us ever had a job,
we never had a home, we never married and we traveled
around the countryside irritating people.
- Kinky Friedman

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks,
there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country,
because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
- Kinky Friedman

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons
so we can put the bad guys in there,
like the pedophiles and the politicians.
- Kinky Friedman

Musicians can run this state better than politicians.
We won't get a lot done in the mornings,
but we'll work late and be honest.
- Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all,
and nothing would change if I had millions.
- Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure
even when your autographs are bouncing.
- Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage.
I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
- Kinky Friedman

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian.
Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and...
both of them were independents, by the way.
- Kinky Friedman

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians.
And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
- Kinky Friedman

If you want to feel rich,
just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
- Anonymous

The glow of one warm thought
is to me worth more than money.
- Thomas Jefferson

For some of us, the world appears to provide
only a fixed quantity of each resource -
a limited amount of food, of money,
of love, of success, of appreciation.
For others, life is unlimited.
Their world expands with the generosity, compassion,
inventiveness, and service that they contribute.
In this world-view, money that is spent
or given away returns multiplied.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Maturity is the ability to do a job
whether or not you are supervised,
to carry money without spending it,
and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
- Ann Landers

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.
- Henry David Thoreau

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige

Most men love money and security more,
and creation and construction less, as they get older.
- John Maynard Keynes

It was an honor and privilege to arrive to this country
16 years ago with almost no money in my pocket.
A lot has happened since then.
- Antonio Banderas

Money is always there but the pockets change;
it is not in the same pockets after a change,
and that is all there is to say about money.
- Gertrude Stein

All riches have their origin in mind.
Wealth is in ideas - not money.
- Robert Collier

Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism.
Money is a glory.
- Salvador Dali

Money differs from an automobile or mistress in being
equally important to those who have it and those who do not.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want.
It makes more money.
- Merle Haggard

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy,
hasn't got money.
- David Geffen

In suggesting gifts: Money is appropriate,
and one size fits all.
- William Randolph Hearst

Don't judge me.
I made a lot of money.
- Samantha Bee

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're
talking about real money.
- Everett Dirksen

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
- Clare Boothe Luce

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

Too many people spend money they haven't earned,
to buy things they don't want,
to impress people they don't like.
- Will Rogers

All my life I knew that there was all the money you could want out there.
All you have to do is go after it.
- Curtis Carlson

I think that focusing on the money, on the business,
is not enough.
- Sergei Bubka

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.
- Al Bernstein

The moment you become miserly you are closed
to the basic phenomenon of life: expansion, sharing.
The moment you start clinging to things,
you have missed the target.
Because things are not the target,
you, your innermost being, is the target -
not a beautiful house, but a beautiful you;
not much money, but a rich you;
not many things, but an open being,
available to millions of things.
- Osho

I don't spend much money on clothes;
I never did.
- Lauren Hutton

If God has allowed me to earn so much money,
it is because He knows I give it all away.
- Edith Piaf


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