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Brian Celio Quotes

Please enjoy these encouraging quotes by Brian Celio.

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
- Brian Celio

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you
should be scared to live.
- Brian Celio

Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
- Brian Celio

He has your finger, but I have your heart.
- Brian Celio

 

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
- Brian Celio

True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
- Brian Celio

Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is
to start 'em off in amateur-life.
- Brian Celio

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I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
- Brian Celio

Get tough: don't work under pressure;
work over pressure.
- Brian Celio

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
- Brian Celio

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
- Brian Celio

I watch what I eat every day.
I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
- Brian Celio

Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
- Brian Celio

The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
- Brian Celio

Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
- Brian Celio

Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
- Brian Celio

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican,
and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat,
than have you oppose both.
- Brian Celio

Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door;
it's building your own.
- Brian Celio

I write my own quotes.
Except this one.
I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
- Brian Celio

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and
everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not
the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
- Brian Celio

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven,
does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
- Brian Celio

Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person;
you might just be someone in the passenger seat.
- Brian Celio

Some people put up a peace sign with one hand.
Some people put up the middle finger instead.
I use two hands and put up both.
- Brian Celio

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce;
James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
- Brian Celio

You might not be able to stomach it,
but as long as you can mind it,
your heart will be all right.
- Brian Celio

Comedy keeps the heart sweet.
- Mark Twain

Life is not a tragedy, it is a comedy.
To be alive means to have a sense of humor.
- Osho

Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is,
he's stuck with so many bad actors
who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Comedy has to be based on truth.
You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
- Sid Caesar

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself -
with a smile.
- J. B. Priestley

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool,
a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.
- Sholom Aleichem

People know me.
I'm not going to produce any cartwheels out there.
I'm not going to belong on Comedy Central.
I'll always be a tennis player, not a celebrity.
- Pete Sampras

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
- Garry Shandling

I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny.
- Brendan Fraser

There's so much comedy on television.
Does that cause comedy in the streets?
- Dick Cavett

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people
laugh without making them puke.
- Steve Martin

Dying is easy; comedy is hard.
- Donald Wolfit

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the
audience about what they find funny.
- Bobby Farrelly

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie;
all it requires is a great writer and great director
with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.
- David Cross

I love romantic comedy, but I think you have to have
another idea that you're chasing along with romantic comedy.
- James L. Brooks

We love the Stooges, and young kids today don't watch them.
They think it's their dad's comedy.
So we thought we could reintroduce them to a new audience.
- Bobby Farrelly

Comedy makes the subversion of the existing state of affairs possible.
- Dario Fo

I will always love to perform standup comedy.
- Shelley Berman

I started out with comedy in college,
but had my major in Recreation Administration -
which meant I wasn't going to get a real job -
so I started doing a little standup.
- Carlos Alazraqui

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
- Tommy Chong

I think so.
I can't think of anything that requires more finesse than comedy,
both from a verbal and visual point of view.
- Stacy Keach

One always writes comedy at the moment of deepest hysteria.
- V. S. Naipaul

It seems like when I first started, people got into
comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
- Wanda Sykes

There was really a snobbery from people in film -
they did not want people who had come from television.
It was the poor relation of show business,
and especially situation comedy.
- Sally Field

I consider myself a serious musician.
Doing a comedy show does not take away from that in any way.
- Kevin Eubanks

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.
- Chevy Chase

I was never really comfortable doing comedy.
Though it was good the first couple of years,
there were problems, and it became a stifling experience.
I was happy it ended.
- Rick Schroder

At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick.
I don't believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy.
- Desi Arnaz

There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth.
It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by something else.
I like stuff like that.
- Cillian Murphy

I get all of my comedy from CNN.
- Rob Corddry

Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick.
The trick is to have fun while you are performing it.
- Maureen O'Hara

I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do.
- Faith Ford

Harpo Marx looks like a musical comedy.
- Walter Kerr

I'd really been wanting to do a television series.
I was looking for a comedy.
- Jeanne Tripplehorn

After the Rodgers and Hammerstein revolution,
songs became part of the story, as opposed to just
entertainments in between comedy scenes.
- Stephen Sondheim

Avoiding humiliation is the core of tragedy and comedy.
- John Guare

I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May.
I'd like to follow in their footsteps and do comedy films.
- Illeana Douglas

This hiatus coming up I'm looking at a comedy because I need the balance.
- Khandi Alexander

The difference between tragedy and comedy:
Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else,
while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
- Aaron Allston

It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder.
- Jenna Elfman

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but
its always difficult to get people to listen to you
because they like to put their own ideas forward.
- Norman Wisdom

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.
- John Goodman

My comedy is different every time I do it.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
- Adam Sandler

Dark comedy is very difficult.
You have to bring the audience in and push them away at the same time.
- Pierce Brosnan


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