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Bob Saget Quotes

Please enjoy these encouraging quotes by Bob Saget.

I think when you dissect a joke too much,
you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
- Bob Saget

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB;
you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv,
it would be funny though.
But those guys know I like dirty stuff,
I like clean stuff too.
- Bob Saget

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.'
But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why.
And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
- Bob Saget

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of,
you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people,
but that's about it.
Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another
comedian who I put in high regard as him.
- Bob Saget

 

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide
and what I really want to do is good work next.
My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring,
it's very frustrating.
- Bob Saget

I just did a play in New York which has been my best
experience that I've had for maybe ever.
It was Paul Weitz's play called Privilege and I was
in New York for three months.
- Bob Saget

I've had a pilot every single year that didn't sell for the past four years,
that'll smack you in the back of the head.
I had a really good one last year; I wouldn't have
done the play in New York if I had gotten that one.
- Bob Saget

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I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show,
I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much.
I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff,
the fun stuff.
- Bob Saget

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends
are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told
her they're going to see it,
especially her guy friends.
- Bob Saget

25, 30 years ago, that meant something,
they were making some money.
And they were doing all sorts of comedy,
screaming at the audience, basically crowd control.
And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
- Bob Saget

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is,
and how would everyone tell it.
It's enough people of substance that it makes you think
of the people who aren't there that are alive.
- Bob Saget

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either.
Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel
bad a little because people grew up watching me and
that's a little disturbing.
- Bob Saget

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts,
it's fantastic and it makes me very happy.
I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny.
I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
- Bob Saget

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever;
he's a really funny guy,
but he would love talking about comedy.
I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
- Bob Saget

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say
'I can't do dirty stuff anymore,
I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too,
I like to entertain people.
Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
- Bob Saget

Now people want what the movie was about,
which is violent comedy.
And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on -
what will a family do out of desperation.
- Bob Saget

I don't like the negative of reality tv -
the 'you're no good,
so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.'
It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that.
I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.
- Bob Saget

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way;
he dissects it and tells the structure,
you know, 'you don't mention that part here.'
But that's what's interesting about it and the people
who are absent are interesting too.
- Bob Saget

What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

I don't think of all the misery
but of the beauty that still remains.
- Anne Frank

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

To know yet to think that one does not know is best;
Not to know yet to think that one knows
will lead to difficulty.
- Lao Tzu

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every thought we think is creating our future.
- Louise L. Hay

Tolerance is the first principle of community;
it is the spirit which conserves
the best that all men think.
- Helen Keller

You become what you think about.
- Earl Nightingale

The important thing is not to stop questioning.
Curiosity has its own reason for existing.
- Albert Einstein

Children are born innocent.
Before they are domesticated they live in the moment,
love without fear, and don't even think about the opinions of others.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Know that life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every thought you think
and every word you speak
is affirming something.
- Louise L. Hay

We are shaped by our thoughts;
we become what we think.
When the mind is pure, joy follows
like a shadow that never leaves.
- The Buddha

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

People should think things out fresh
and not just accept conventional terms
and the conventional way of doing things.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

You can choose to be peaceful right here and now ...
it has nothing to do with what other people do or think.
- Gerald Jampolsky

Truth is not defined by
how many people believe something.
Ask. Question. Think.
Decide - for yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Excellence is the result of
caring more than others think wise,
risking more than other's think safe,
dreaming more than others think practical,
and expecting more than others think possible.
- Anonymous

Exercise free-will.
CHOOSE each and every action you make,
every thought you think,
and every emotion you feel.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

With every rising of the sun
Think of your life as just begun.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

We should not pretend to understand the world
only by the intellect.
The judgment of the intellect
is only part of the truth.
- Carl Jung

Live so that when your children think of fairness,
caring and integrity, they think of you.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Prayer is not asking for what you think you want,
but asking to be changed in ways you can't imagine.
- Kathleen Norris

We must dare to think "unthinkable" thoughts.
- J. W. Fulbright

By not caring too much about what people think,
I'm able to think for myself
and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular.
And I succeed.
- Albert Ellis

Happiness is when
what you think,
what you say,
and what you do
are in harmony.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The most incomprehensible thing about the world
is that it is comprehensible.
- Albert Einstein

Do not think that love,
in order to be genuine,
has to be extraordinary.
What we need is to love without getting tired.
- Mother Teresa

Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day;
live life to the fullest;
make the most of what you have.
It is later than you think.
- Horace

If a million people say a foolish thing,
it is still a foolish thing.
- Anatole France

The problem with making assumptions
is that we believe they are the truth
- don Miguel Ruiz

No written law has ever been more binding
than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.
- Carrie Chapman Catt

Some people care too much. I think it's called love.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

If the facts don't fit the theory,
change the facts.
- Albert Einstein

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation,
because your character is what you really are,
while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
- John Wooden

The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
- Publilius Syrus

The biggest mistake we could ever make in our lives
is to think we work for anybody but ourselves.
- Brian Tracy

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
- Benjamin Spock

You hold onto religion, you know,
rules, regulations, traditions.
I think what God is interested in
is people's hearts, and that's hard enough.
- Bono

The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

The most pathetic person in the world
is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
- Helen Keller

You know that place between sleeping and awake,
that place where you can still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always think of you.
- James M. Barrie

If a problem cannot be solved, enlarge it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie,
deliberate, contrived and dishonest,
but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.
- John F. Kennedy

The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
- Terry Goodkind

Think for yourself and question authority.
- Timothy Leary

The world is more malleable than you think
and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape.
- Bono

If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labor.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.
- Og Mandino

Men and women are not prisoners of fate,
but only prisoners of their own minds.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Life does not consist mainly,
or even largely, of facts or happenings.
It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts
that is forever flowing through one's head.
- Mark Twain

The most important thing about Spaceship Earth -
an instruction book didn't come with it.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Character is higher than intellect.
A great soul will be strong to live as well as think.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


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