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Bill Nye Quotes

Please enjoy these encouraging quotes by Bill Nye.

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just
about anything a human does.
- Bill Nye

Related topics: Humor

The more you find out about the world,
the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
- Bill Nye

Winter lingered so long in the lap of Spring that it
occasioned a great deal of talk.
- Bill Nye

I've always loved airplanes and flight.
The space program was really important to me as a kid.
I still have a photo of Armstrong and Aldrin on the moon in my living room.
- Bill Nye

 

When we see the shadow on our images,
are we seeing the time 11 minutes ago on Mars? Or are
we seeing the time on Mars as observed from Earth now?
It's like time travel problems in science fiction.
When is now; when was then?
- Bill Nye

Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A well-developed sense of humor
is the pole that adds balance to your steps,
as you walk the tightrope of life.
- William Arthur Ward

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Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
- William James

So long as you have courage and a sense of humor,
it is never too late to start life afresh.
- Freeman Dyson

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
- Mark Twain

There is hope for the future because God has a sense
of humor and we are funny to God.
- Bill Cosby

You can turn painful situations around through laughter.
If you can find humor in anything, even poverty,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

A sense of humor... is needed armor.
Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips
is a sign that the person down deep
has a pretty good grasp of life.
- Hugh Sidey

You grow up the day you have
your first real laugh - at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore

A person without a sense of humor
is like a wagon without springs.
It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
- Henry Ward Beecher

A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill

A willingness to laugh at itself is what distinguishes
a compassionate religion from a cult.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan

Good humor is the health of the soul,
sadness is its poison.
- Lord Chesterfield

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge.
- George Herbert

Humor brings insight and tolerance.
Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
- Agnes Repplier

A laugh is a surprise.
And all humor is physical.
I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.
- Chevy Chase

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is
finding some humor in it.
- Frank Howard Clark

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the
very instant we are laughing.
- Allen Klein

When humor goes, there goes civilization.
- Erma Bombeck

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
- Leo Rosten

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth,
the air and you.
- Langston Hughes

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life,
choose a sense of humor.
- Jennifer Jones

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.
- Allen Klein

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
- Langston Hughes

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
- Jacob August Riis

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed
off their earthly pedestals.
- Agnes Repplier

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
- Edward de Bono

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
- Fred Allen

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous,
but no sense of humor.
- Edward Albee

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is
so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
- Thomas W. Higginson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
- Doug Larson

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
- Mignon McLaughlin

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
- James Thurber

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
- Max Eastman

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
- Irvin S. Cobb

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
- Bern Williams

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations.
There is more logic in humor than in anything else.
Because, you see, humor is truth.
- Victor Borge

The secret to humor is surprise.
- Aristotle

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog.
Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
- E. B. White

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people
will not go to analyze humor.
It seems to worry them.
- Robert Benchley

If I had no sense of humor,
I would long ago have committed suicide.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Gags die, humor doesn't.
- Jack Benny

I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor:
to change the character of our thought.
- Lin Yutang

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor,
for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
- Jessamyn West

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it.
It has some value in gaining and holding attention,
but it has no persuasive value at all.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not;
a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
- Francis Bacon

Puns are a form of humor with words.
- Guillermo Cabrera Infante

Humor is a serious thing.
I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources,
which must be preserved at all cost.
- James Thurber

One doesn't have a sense of humor.
It has you.
- Larry Gelbart

Life is not a tragedy, it is a comedy.
To be alive means to have a sense of humor.
- Osho

Humor is reason gone mad.
- Groucho Marx

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
- W. C. Fields

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective:
an awareness that some things are really important,
others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
- Christopher Morley

Few people know how to take a walk.
The qualifications are endurance,
plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature,
good humor, vast curiosity, good speech,
good silence and nothing too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A humorist is a person who feels bad,
but who feels good about it.
- Don Herold

Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself -
with a smile.
- J. B. Priestley

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks;
they are the summits of ranges.
- Thomas W. Higginson

When a thought takes one's breath away,
a grammar lesson seems an impertinence.
- Thomas W. Higginson

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you
don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
- Flip Wilson

Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils
his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
- Ambrose Bierce


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