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Bert Lance Quotes

Please enjoy these encouraging quotes by Bert Lance.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
- Bert Lance

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
- H. L. Mencken

To think that the new economy is over is like somebody
in London in 1830 saying the entire industrial revolution
is over because some textile manufacturers in Manchester went broke.
- Alvin Toffler

 

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Time to Die:
A Zen teacher had a rare and priceless teacup.
One day, his precocious student accidentally broke the cup.
Hearing the footsteps of his teacher,
the student held the pieces of the cup behind his back.
When the master appeared, he asked: "Why do people have to die?"
"This is natural," explained the teacher.
"Everything has to die and has just so long to live."
The student showed the shattered cup, saying,
"It was time for your cup to die."
- Traditional Zen Koan

Broke is a Hollywood term!
- David Geffen

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Why not pool your resources? And so we broke into the
concept of the sacredness of private property.
- Barbara Castle

I came into the game when I broke into the major leagues,
the minimum salary was seven thousand dollars,
and I'd have to go home in the wintertime and get a job.
- Nolan Ryan

The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire.
- Pamela Hansford Johnson

I couldn't put my finger on one reason why we broke up.
It was time, and we were spreading out.
They were spreading out more than I was.
I would've stayed with the band.
- Ringo Starr

When we first broke into that forbidden box in the other dimension,
we knew we had discovered something as surprising and
powerful as the New World when Columbus came stumbling onto it.
- Ken Kesey

I was really small when jazz broke through in England
and I can still remember sneaking off to the living
room to listen to it on the radio -
much to my parent's disapproval.
- Jeff Beck

Normal people...
believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke,
it doesn't have enough features yet.
- Scott Adams

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me
and being humble is one of my great assets.
- Larry Hagman

We never got anything out of the recordings.
I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the Mothers.
- Jimmy Carl Black

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
- Casey Stengel

When I look back at The Judy Garland Show,
I have such mixed feelings.
It broke my mother's heart when they canceled it.
- Lorna Luft

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how
broke we were and now my cell phone rings.
- Joel Madden

I was very happily married and never broke my vows.
- Dan Duryea

If I was going to be broke I decided I might as well
be with actors as anyone else.
They were cheerful idiots and seemed to take it better.
- Peter Finch

Doing that hunt scene was really quite demanding.
I actually broke a rib during that scene.
And then all the scenes after that became quite challenging,
just breathing and laughing.
- Guy Pearce

In between, I go broke because I seem to do movies
where you're not paid a lot as an actor.
- Sean Penn

Twice a week I would receive injections or IV's of
Factor VIII which clotted the blood and then broke it down.
- Ryan White

I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me.
I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big,
honking bandage.
Not the romantic night she had in mind.
- Wentworth Miller

The amazing thing is that I'm sane.
I'm not bitter.
I'm not drugged out.
I'm not broke.
I'm still married to the same guy.
My children don't hate me.
- Brenda Lee

The frontiers we broke into in the '60s are still largely unexplored.
- Ken Kesey

This is a big deal.
My wife and I sat in our home and we watched those
young men get slaughtered on the streets of Mogadishu
in the absence of a plan.
It broke our heart.
- Dick Armey

The president's claim that Social Security is going
broke is misleading at best.
The sky is not falling, although there is no doubt
that the system needs to be strengthened.
- Grace Napolitano

He loves his bonds who, when the first are broke,
Submits his neck into a second yoke.
- Robert Herrick

The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore
because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his,
like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance.
- Sid Vicious

My guitar only has five strings 'cause the top one
broke and I decided not to put it back on:
when I play chords I only play bar chords,
and the top one always used to cut me there.
- Brian Eno

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah,
my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- Rodney Dangerfield

What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another?
- Alan Paton

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes,
just by jumping on buses.
I put my arm in the door on the outside,
and the bus just drives away with me naked.
- Mark Roberts

Until Charlie broke his ankle in Toronto,
we were as good a unit as anybody.
- Marcel Dionne

I would roll up pennies to take the subway to work in Times Square.
I was broke, but I was happy.
- Jennifer Garner

The hardest part was when I was in high school not
having a job and always being broke.
I had to get to auditions without a car.
I either took the bus or walked.
- Cuba Gooding, Jr.

We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
- Robin Williams

They all hope I will go broke and I wouldn't like to cause them displeasure.
- Florenz Ziegfeld

It just broke my heart, and I had to get away from it.
I love them to death, but they know how bad it got.
It's not their fault, but I couldn't do that any longer.
- Brian Welch

We had our first earthquake over here recently.
That was a bizarre feeling.
I just became disoriented and I remember my dad freaking out.
Nothing broke or anything.
- Ashley Scott

We changed our image.
At least when we ran out on the field or broke the huddle,
we would look like winners.
- Hayden Fry

I didn't even remember it because it kind of came up,
and then a week later it said I broke up with him.
- Rosario Dawson

They put me on television.
And the whole thing broke loose.
It was wild, I tell ya for sure.
- Elvis Presley

George W. Bush broke a mold four years ago: Even though
he lost the popular vote,
he governed as if he had won by acclamation.
- Tony Snow

If my father's business hadn't gone broke,
I'd be exporting nuts, bolts and sugar machinery right now.
What an awful thought!
- Cesar Romero

I broke down on Thursday, Nov.
3, and told Sheriff Howard Wells the truth.
It wasn't easy, but after the truth was out,
I felt like the world was lifted off my shoulders.
- Susan Smith

World War I broke out largely because of an arms race,
and World War II because of the lack of an arms race.
- Herman Kahn

I know that I'm very lucky to be alive.
For 35 or 40 years I've spilt my blood and broke my
bones and spent years in hospitals.
- Evel Knievel

When dad told me Mr Steptoe had passed away,
I broke down.
- Louise Brown

While I support immigration regulated through a legal framework,
I do not support rewarding those who broke the law to get here.
- Kit Bond

I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week.
- Bon Scott

I broke up the band in the office in Gerrard Street.
- Georgie Fame

I broke with my religion in college.
- Anne Rice

Reduced to a miserable mass level, the level of a Hitler,
German Romanticism broke out into hysterical barbarism.
- Thomas Mann

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
- Henny Youngman

My father was a Norwegian who came from a small town near Oslo.
He broke his arm at the elbow when he was 14,
and they amputated it.
- Roald Dahl

Most of the groups I worked with 30 years ago are either dead or dead broke.
And it's a shame.
- Ronnie Spector

Then when Gladys Knight came in to do my songs that
was the straw that broke the camel's back.
- Brenda Holloway

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands.
I still feel it when people shake my hand.
- Chevy Chase

Like Scarlett O'Hara, I won't be broke again.
- Toni Braxton

I was too broke to buy a guitar so I more borrowed guitars from friends.
- Ronnie Montrose

It was sort of good it happened because it broke the ice with everyone.
- Dannii Minogue

We loved Andy, so we wanted to keep him.
He was in both bands, but Nerve Agents broke up.
- Brody Armstrong

Miles Davis had me play and he hired me the following week and after that,
everything broke wide open.
- Miroslav Vitous

We know that Medicare's going broke in seven years,
but we need to start over.That's what the American people want us to do.
- John McCain

You may be surprised to discover you're rich,
especially if you're broke.
- P. J. O'Rourke

As they marched, the crowds lining the route broke into applause,
a sweet and deeply felt spontaneous pattering that
was a sort of communal embrace.
Welcome home.
- Lance Morrow

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life,
especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife,
my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.
- Paul Gascoigne

That equals to being a fool, having fame and no fortune.
A lot of guys out there have fame doing this and doing that,
but they are broke.
- Mike Tyson


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