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Animal House Quotes

Please enjoy these encouraging quotes by Animal House.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

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I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

 

I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- Joan Rivers

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A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
- Jack LaLanne

I don't mind that I'm fat.
You still get the same money.
- Marlon Brando

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
- George Herbert

It's not about weight, it's about fitness,
and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat,
because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
- Deborah Bull

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods -
these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving
them raw materials for building body fat.
- Neal Barnard

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar.
Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat,
milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
- Gene Tunney

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift,
run, diet and work.
- Hank Stram

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.
- Elizabeth Hurley

They lard their lean books with the fat of others work.
- Richard Burton

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight
record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.
- Sinead O'Connor

The fat lady hasn't sung yet.
We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.
- Bobby Orr

These are the people who do studies that your carry-out
Chinese meals are saturated in fat.
I'd just like to meet them!
I mean, what do they do for pleasure?
- Robert M. Parker, Jr.

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up.
But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.
- Joe Mantegna

None of us wanted to be the bass player.
In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back.
- Paul McCartney

I have fallen in love with American names,
the sharp names that never get fat.
- Stephen Vincent Benet

A man does not automatically become a public figure
because he happens to build an empire out of chicken fat.
- James Pinckney Miller

They call it The New Avengers but it's really the old
Avengers with new people except for me,
looking rather fat and rather old.
- Patrick Macnee

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,
slow your mind, make you fat - in other words,
turn you into an adult.
- P. J. O'Rourke

I don't believe in low-fat cooking.
- Nigella Lawson

Their diet is basically boiled vegetables,
fish and rice.
No fat, no sugar.
You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
- Arsene Wenger

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,'
'round' and 'large.' I thought,
'Come on, we're fat.'
- Kirstie Alley

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.
- Camryn Manheim

Well, I mean she's of a certain biological age but
she didn't have to go around with fat patches and stuff.
- Stockard Channing

No, that's not it.
The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's.
Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?
- Benny Green

If you want to ask about my drug problem,
go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter,
she'll answer any questions you have about it.
- Courtney Love

I'm scared to death of being poor.
It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside.
I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside.
It's my pet paranoia.
- Cher

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.
- Cyril Connolly

Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean,
And fat his soul, and make his body lean.
- Geoffrey Chaucer

I like fat people more then I like thin people,
things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
- Lloyd Kaufman

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old,
singing the blues, you know?
- Joe Cocker

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per
cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
- Richard Krajicek

You can be fat and love yourself.
You can be fat and have a great damn personality.
You can be fat and sew your own clothes.
But you can't be fat and healthy.
- Susan Powter

Well, for Blow I had to age from 20 to 60,
starting out in shape and then later putting on fat pads.
- Ray Liotta

It's okay to be a fat man.
It's prestige and power and all of that.
But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
- Camryn Manheim

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight,
but I can sing.
- Kate Smith

That fat speed that I love, that sensation,
that's what I want.
- Picabo Street

Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.
- Peter Boyle

Americans like fat books and thin women.
- Russell Baker

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
- Kingsley Amis

A recent police study found that you're much more likely
to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
- Dennis Miller

Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
- Camryn Manheim

Eating properly is great.
I mean you cut the fat down, cut the cholesterol out,
but still you got to get your rest and you got to have some form of exercise.
- Mike Ditka

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with
before joining the 'Experience and it was put together
as a song writing situation.
- Noel Redding

So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and
the most descriptive way to say it.
- Camryn Manheim

Every day of my life, I feel fat.
It's not correct thinking in the natural,
normal human being's way of life.
- Angie Everhart

I had to gain weight until I looked like a seal so
I could compete with the real whores who played the other roles.
I was fat as a barrel.
- Victoria Abril

Two things are going on at the same time with the flattening of the world:
The relentless quest for efficiency is squeezing some of the fat out of life.
- Thomas Friedman

It's okay to be fat.
So you're fat.
Just be fat and shut up about it.
- Roseanne Barr

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating.
So I had to take full responsibility for it.
- Kirstie Alley

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
- Hermann Goering

I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat,
and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so.
- Gloria Swanson

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men,
unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president
how to act on a public stage.
- Jimmy Breslin

Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful.
Butter merely makes us fat.
- Hermann Goering

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain.
And they look fat and gross.
- Pamela Anderson

My organs are too powerful...
I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.
- Robert Baldwin

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think,
If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat.
I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
- Kirstie Alley

About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck.
My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string
next to the one I'm fretting.
- Terry Kath

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've
changed your life by saying,
'Farewell to Fat'.
- Richard Simmons

You're either too fat or too thin.
You just can't win.
- Natalie Imbruglia

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing
outlet for songs and that.
- Noel Redding

I would just like to say that opera is no longer about
fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses.
- Lesley Garrett


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