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Andy Richter Quotes

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There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.
- Andy Richter

Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court.
The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified
from being in the prom court.
So being prom king was being sixth most popular.
- Andy Richter

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny.
I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been
hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model.
And that ain't funny.
No giggles there.
- Andy Richter

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping,
but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain,
that's just, you're trying to show off or something.
That's ridiculous.
- Andy Richter

 

Most truths are so naked
that people feel sorry for them
and cover them up,
at least a little bit.
- Edward R. Murrow

We think sometimes that poverty is only
being hungry, naked and homeless.
The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and
uncared for is the greatest poverty.
We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.
- Mother Teresa

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

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I can't stand a naked light bulb.
- the movie A Streetcar Named Desire

The Christian missionary may preach the gospel
to the poor naked heathen,
but the spiritual heathen who populate Europe
have as yet heard nothing of Christianity.
- Carl Jung

The Moon Cannot Be Stolen:
A thief entered the little hut of a Zen Master,
but discovered there was nothing to steal.
The Zen Master discovered the thief.
"You have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler,
"and you should not return empty-handed.
Please take my clothes as a gift."
The thief was bewildered,
but he took the clothes and slunk away.
The Zen Master sat naked, watching the moon.
"Poor fellow," he mused,
"I wish I could have given him this beautiful moon."
- Traditional Zen Koan

What woman wants a camera following around her naked butt?
- Charlotte Ross

A lot of people refuse to do things because they don't want to go naked,
don't want to go without guarantee.
But that's what's got to happen.
You go naked until you die.
- Nikki Giovanni

Shoes and clothing damage our ability to survive naked in the wilderness.
- Steve Mann

Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
- Rosalind Russell

To see you naked is to recall the Earth.
- Federico Garcia Lorca

I'm not photographing anything naked these days.
I haven't been concentrating on bodies recently.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

It's very liberating to be naked in front of a hundred people,
but there's nothing sexual about lovemaking on a movie set.
- Bill Paxton

When one tears away the veils and shows them naked,
people's souls give off such a pungent smell of decay.
- Octave Mirbeau

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
- William Blake

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base,
I'll stand there naked.
- Kate O'Brien

In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the
tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to
be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.
- Matt LeBlanc

No, no I'm not, no, but I just think...
when people are naked it tells you a lot about their relationships.
- Ewan McGregor

The naked thing was short-lived.
It was only around for about six months because we thought it was shocking.
Once people expected us to do it we kind of never did it again.
- Mark Hoppus

One of my challenges was to try to photograph the Great Wall of China.
And I did actually take some photos,
but it was hard to discern the wall with the naked eye.
- Leroy Chiao

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship,
much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
- Gilbert Gottfried

I like to walk around my apartment naked.
I like sitting around in the nude watching sports,
actually.
- Kylie Bax

I'm glad I am a woman who once danced naked in the
Mediterranean Sea at midnight.
- Mercedes McCambridge

To write well you must be willing to go naked into the world.
- Daniel Keys Moran

Two or three things I know for sure,
and one is that I'd rather go naked than wear the coat
the world has made for me.
- Dorothy Allison

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked
woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about
hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.
- Robert Klein

Flesh sells.
People don't want to see pictures of churches.
They want to see naked bodies.
- Helen Mirren

What goes down on film is different to what you see with the naked eye.
- Christopher Eccleston

Justifying faith is not a naked assent to the truths of the gospel.
- William Gurnall

If I had a great body, I'd be naked all the time.
- Claire Forlani

I have been wearing black, which was a reaction to the Ginger thing.
But now I have hopes and I can be anything.
Tomorrow I might be naked with a feather boa,
who knows?
- Geri Halliwell

Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
- Warren Buffett

All I'm writing is just what I feel,
that's all.
I just keep it almost naked.
And probably the words are so bland.
- Jimi Hendrix

The end was surely near.
The Nazis killed you only when you were naked,
because they knew, psychologically, that naked people never resist.
- Simon Wiesenthal

Writing songs is super intimate.
It's a bit like getting naked.
- Gwen Stefani

I'd rather go naked than wear fur.
- Christy Turlington

Each time, storytellers clothed the naked body of the
myth in their own traditions,
so that listeners could relate more easily to its deeper meaning.
- Joan D. Vinge

I wasn't really naked.
I simply didn't have any clothes on.
- Josephine Baker

People's attitudes about sex aren't healthy anywhere,
except maybe in those tribes where they go around naked.
- Asia Argento

The miser, starving his brother's body,
starves also his own soul, and at death shall creep
out of his great estate of injustice,
poor and naked and miserable.
- Theodore Parker

Naked is the best disguise.
- Jeanette Winterson

I personally don't have a problem with naked bodies on television.
- Lesley-Anne Down

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.
- George Dennison Prentice

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes,
otherwise quite naked.
- Zebulon Pike

The idea of photographing an Arab man naked and having
him simulate homosexual activity,
and having an American GI woman in the photographs,
is the end of society in their eyes.
- Seymour Hersh

If you see somebody running down the street naked every single day,
you stop looking up.
- Stevie Nicks

We've been asked to do 'Playboy' together,
me and Victoria, as a pair.
I don't think I'll ever go naked, but I'll never say never.
- David Beckham

Calculation has its advantages, but no one likes naked calculation.
- Rich Lowry

I love Sweden.
The entire world should be like Sweden.
They all like to drink and get naked,
and the women are hot.
I can't think of a better nation on the planet.
- Drew Curtis

They, astounded at the flash of the armor,
and the swiftness of the charge, and attacked by showers of arrows and missiles,
half naked as they were, never stopped to resist but gave way.
- Arrian

I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.
- Gypsy Rose Lee

If people were really naked and everyone knew what each other was thinking,
everyone would probably just laugh...
or they'd lock each other up.
- Robyn Hitchcock

I'm still traumatized that I'm going to be on a big
screen in a white bikini and naked so who knows!
- Patricia Clarkson

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
- Benny Hill

I find nothing wrong with the naked body.
- Moira Kelly

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place,
but not much.
- Buddy Hackett

Being naked approaches being revolutionary;
going barefoot is mere populism.
- John Updike

My ideal is to wake up in the morning and run around the meadow naked.
- Daryl Hannah

I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can
a rude remark or a vulgar action.
- Tennessee Williams

It is something actresses need to go through and I
think they look forward to being naked in a movie.
I don't know why, but it is something you need to exhaust from yourself.
- Sophie Marceau

We were mainly concerned about nudity -
how much could be shown in 1959 and how much would convey,
without being gratuitous, the terror of being attacked naked and wet.
- Joseph Stefano

Some of the evil of my tale may have been inherent in our circumstances.
For years we lived anyhow with one another in the naked desert,
under the indifferent heaven.
- T. E. Lawrence

I like to feel sexy.
I know my husband thinks I'm sexy.
I think he is too.
But I don't go out half-naked with 'sex' written across my back.
- Catherine Zeta-Jones

You don't have to be naked to be sexy.
- Nicole Kidman

I'm not a prude.
On the set, they called me 'Butt Naked.'
- Cuba Gooding, Jr.

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes,
just by jumping on buses.
I put my arm in the door on the outside,
and the bus just drives away with me naked.
- Mark Roberts

One newspaper even published one of my nude paintings -
the one of me naked from the waste up.
- Cleo Moore


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